
| Name: | Sarah Morley |
| Nickname: | Smorley |
| Born: | 10 June 1978 |
| Weight: | No comment |
| Height: | 5ft 6 |
| Position: | Winger (blind or open - whichever's the weakest opposition) |
| Job: | Marketing Programs Manager for IT company |
| Education: | Brunel College and University of West of England - Bristol |
| First Season | "2000/2001" |
| No of Games | Not sure, probably a dozen or so. |
| For 1st XV | What d'ya mean - we only have a 1st XV side! |
| Number of Tries | Can't remember, about 15 I guess. |
| Tries for 1st | 15 off course |
| Captain | No thank you - too much like hard work |
| Match Day Superstitions | Get absolutely wasted the night before, does your confidence the world of good. Not forgetting to spend at least an hour on the carzie beforehand. |
| Most Admired International Player | Apart from lovely Johnny Wilkinson, it has to be Jonah Lomu, I just love the way he ploughs through everyone - especially for a winger. Most Admired Witney Player Everyone who has encouraged and helped the girls - Norm (The God), Mike Minch, Godfreys, JC, MTF, DM etc |
| Favourite Rugby Tour | The one and only - Ireland tour 2002. Hardly any rugby played but still, we managed to break the record number of people in a phone box! |
| Most Embarrassing moment on the Pitch | No prizes for guessing! - Running over the dead ball line at the Buckingham tournament. I can still here it now "run Forest run….." |
| Most Embarrasing moment off the Pitch |
Have far too many to choose from. I wasn't too proud of entering a Chinese Restaurant in Paris and asking for a bedroom for 2, never was very good at French. …and most recently, being conned in to doing the three man lift and having beer poured down my pants - bastards!! |
| Best Match for Witney |
Apart from scoring 5 tries against Ivel Barbarians, it's gotta be Oxford away, before the cup match. We actually had 15 players and gelled together as a team, not too mention our first win against Oxford (one of many to come) |
| Worst Match for Witney |
Has to be Thanet - Evil girls! Playing against Newbury wasn't too spectacular either, especially seeing half of them snogging girlfriends afterwards; I was never more pleased to see separate showers. |
| How to improve training | No comment |
| Remaining Rugby Ambitions | Tackling properly would be a good start. To remain at least second in the league. |
| Miscellaneous |
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