| Name: | Pete Cripps |
| Nickname: | "Crippo" or "Crippsy" |
| Born: | "30-10-49 Oxford" |
| Weight: | "11st 7lb when playing. (WRFC 1967 - 1988)" |
| Height: | "5ft 6ins" |
| Position: | "Scrum Half or Fly Half" |
| Job: | "Yes" |
| Education: | "Magdalen College School, Oxford" |
| First Season | 1966/67 (First game January 1967) |
| No of Games | Loads |
| For 1st XV | A Good Few |
| Number of Tries | "No idea. Engineered more than I scored, I think it would be fair to say." Favourite try "Oxfordshire Knock Out Cup against Bicester Garrison when we won by multitudes (over a hundred) to nil. Date not known. On the half way line, playing fly half, did a dummy scissors with the two centres passed to the wing, Dave Wicks I think, looped him and scored in the corner. Knackered and while lying on the floor I heard Nick Godfrey having an orgasm! I guess he enjoyed it!" |
| Tries for 1st | Not many |
| Captain | "Yes. A few stand-in occasions and the 1st XV for one season but can't remember which one." |
| Match Day Superstitions | "Not so much a superstition but had to be early so as not to miss the arrival of the rest of the team to calm my fears." |
| Most Admired International Player |
"Gareth Edwards. Saw him at ground level at Iffley Road. Short throw to the front of the line, quick feed to Edwards who released a pass to the fly half who was standing on the half way spot and the ball never went above shoulder height! That's a long way and the crowd, in one accord just gasped! What a service and what strength he had." Most Admired Witney Player |
| Favourite Rugby Tour | "Swanage. I was captain of the tour. Late the first night, Froggy Williams knocks on my door with unusual panic in his eyes. (Unusual because total eccentricity and impishness was usually there!) "What's up Froggy?" I asked. "We've broken a few milk bottles!" he sheepishly replied. "How many?" I asked, not unduly worried. "16 crates full!" |
| Most Embarrassing moment on the Pitch | 1. Coming back from injury I was in Nick Brown's third XV, which actually had 15 players! He was ecstatic, as this was an incredibly rare happening. Two minutes into the game our winger received a bad injury and I was first to attend to him. Nick finally arrived to hear the ref say, "It's pretty bad. He'll have to go off." Incensed, Nick stared at the ref and bellowed, "It's his decision…and he's staying on!" 2. At a Banbury Sevens Tournament we had dragged in a new player to make up the seven but he didn't know the simple FRONT - MIDDLE - BACK line out call. George Sears, throwing in, shouts the call, "Krakatoa". Our new guy shouts out "Where's that?" and a guy on the other team replies with, "East of Java!" |
| Most Embarrasing moment off the Pitch |
Too many. |
| Best Match for Witney | Enjoyed every one ! |
| Worst Match for Witney | I had a few pretty poor games…but don't we all!? |
| How to improve training | Make sure nobody is standing still for more than a few minutes |
| Remaining Rugby Ambitions | Coach a schoolboy team to some sort of competition victory |
| Miscellaneous |
Looking forward to the 2003 World up. Come on England! Editors Comment |