Name: Duncan Footner
Nickname: Drunken Duncan, Drunk
Born: 26/04/1966
Weight: 14 st
Height: 5ft 10"
Position: Flanker turned Centre
Job: A "tecchie" who works with computers
Education: Yes, went to Henry Box but only for the Rugby Terms
First Season 1982/83
No of Games 205
For 1st XV 99
Number of Tries 64
Tries for 1st 25
Captain
Match Day Superstitions "None really, although will always try to get a corner to change in"
Most Admired International Player "Jeremy Guscott - Now playing at his first club in Bath"
Favourite Rugby Tour "Germany - the 6 O'clock boys played the first match about five hours after coming out of the bar"
Most Embarrassing moment on the Pitch "Being caught on Video receiving a right hook to the chin that knocked me to the floor and then having replayed time after time in the club house afterwards."
Most Embarrasing moment off the Pitch "Boxer short night at the end giving Mrs Dave Beckett my boxer shorts whilst walking into the Chequers thus leaving me without. And then going to Daves house next day to ask for them back"
Best Match for Witney

Oxford Uni' Greyhounds v Witney (County Cup 6th Dec '88.) Lost 19 - 7

WHY ? - "we were so close to beating them!!!!".

Witney XV : Gardner, *Wicks(D), Cannons(A), Hugo(N), Hugo(J), Grant, Mitchell, Rose, Davies(G), Dolan, Winstone, Mills(A), Footner, Holborough, Holliday Repl : Briggs(Mitchell), Godfrey(M)

Scores : Holliday(try), Grant(pen)

Worst Match for Witney

Watching a thrilling 0-0 Cup draw against Littlemore in the Cup. The weather was horizontal rain down the pitch and Witney were knocked out on the rule that they were the home team"

"Playing against Bicester, Glen Davies went off and I volunteered to Hook. Front row I think was me Richard Dolan and Nick Godfrey although it was Spanner I was against and that day I kissed my bootlaces so much that I took the next week off of work unable to move."

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